About
Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a twenty-year-old little thing.
With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!
WELCOME MAT
- mike: do you know any current students at ross, dwight or stuyvesant?
- mallory: a few our year from stuyvesant and one the year below from dwight
- mike: i have to do interviews for NYC Prep- do any of them have younger siblings that want to be quoted in ny mag??
- mallory: mike, were from new york- were all only children
- mike: inside, i guess.
- James Franco: Only the douchebags at Columbia would dare take a picture of me sleeping in class.
- Andy: Why is that?
- James Franco: I sleep at NYU all the time and no one bothers me.
GPOYW
Hangin out with the mascot for la Ciudad Emergente festival, Argentina’s SXSW equivalent.
(This is real.)
A text I received this morning: “good morning ms G, are u gonna meet us at york college or the school?”
My reply: “miss G in da heezy! I am tired from last night. Three cosmos and miss G jumped on the first dude with a gold chain! Still a little drizuuuuuunk. Let’s meet at the school, but know that I am in no mood to teach kids. Let’s pop in a DVD of Little Mermaid and blaze up! See you soon!”
Mal, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but SOMEBODY has to. The term “DP” commonly stands for “Double Penetration“…I know you meant “Dance Party” but you should PROBABLY stop referring to dance parties by first initial alone…people might think you’ve been doing some really freaky things.
GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.
No, no, I meant double penetration in the first place. This was just a pre-stretch. Yeah.
