Malz Werld

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Oh hi hello there. I'm Mallory Blair. Welcome to my internet space. I am a twenty-year-old little thing.

With this tumblog, I promise kittens and balls of yarn for the kittens to play with. There will some making out and a lot of hand-holding. I hope that when you are lonely and lost on the outmost corners of the interweb, you can come here and find yrself and feel the good vibrations. You are special and no one can touch that!


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    July 4, 2009
    Happy 4th, live from Los Angeles.
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    June 29, 2009
    • mike: do you know any current students at ross, dwight or stuyvesant?
    • mallory: a few our year from stuyvesant and one the year below from dwight
    • mike: i have to do interviews for NYC Prep- do any of them have younger siblings that want to be quoted in ny mag??
    • mallory: mike, were from new york- were all only children
    • mike: inside, i guess.
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    June 26, 2009
    From Andy Nguyen's Facebook
    • James Franco: Only the douchebags at Columbia would dare take a picture of me sleeping in class.
    • Andy: Why is that?
    • James Franco: I sleep at NYU all the time and no one bothers me.
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    June 26, 2009
    New York, I Love You trailer.  God, I love New York.
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    June 25, 2009
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    June 25, 2009
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    June 25, 2009
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    June 24, 2009
    I bought a beach hat in celebration of my first summer’s day of the year (yes yes, it’s still winter in Argentina.)
    I bought a beach hat in celebration of my first summer’s day of the year (yes yes, it’s still winter in Argentina.)
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    June 24, 2009
    My sad life featuring the futility of “Which Disney Princess Are You” quizzes.
    My sad life featuring the futility of “Which Disney Princess Are You” quizzes.
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    June 23, 2009
    GPOYW
Hangin out with the mascot for la Ciudad Emergente festival, Argentina’s SXSW equivalent.

    GPOYW

    Hangin out with the mascot for la Ciudad Emergente festival, Argentina’s SXSW equivalent.

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    June 18, 2009
    Does anyone have a cigarette miss G can bum?

    dalasverdugo:

    sharingtime:

    (This is real.)

    A text I received this morning: “good morning ms G, are u gonna meet us at york college or the school?”

    My reply: “miss G in da heezy! I am tired from last night. Three cosmos and miss G jumped on the first dude with a gold chain! Still a little drizuuuuuunk. Let’s meet at the school, but know that I am in no mood to teach kids. Let’s pop in a DVD of Little Mermaid and blaze up! See you soon!”

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    June 18, 2009
    theslyestfox:

Mal, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but SOMEBODY has to. The term “DP” commonly stands for “Double Penetration“…I know you meant “Dance Party” but you should PROBABLY stop referring to dance parties by first initial alone…people might think you’ve been doing some really freaky things.
yourpalmal:
GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.

No, no, I meant double penetration in the first place.  This was just a pre-stretch.  Yeah.

    theslyestfox:

    Mal, i hate to be the one to tell you this, but SOMEBODY has to. The term “DP” commonly stands for “Double Penetration“…I know you meant “Dance Party” but you should PROBABLY stop referring to dance parties by first initial alone…people might think you’ve been doing some really freaky things.

    yourpalmal:

    GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.

    No, no, I meant double penetration in the first place.  This was just a pre-stretch.  Yeah.

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    June 18, 2009
    GPOYW2:  Maya sneakily takes a photo of me putting my earrings and headband on before dinner at La Cabrera last night.
    GPOYW2:  Maya sneakily takes a photo of me putting my earrings and headband on before dinner at La Cabrera last night.
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    June 17, 2009
    GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.
    GPOYW impromptu dp in luis’s atelier.
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